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May 29 - June 15, 2025
Opening night MAY 30th
One of Lemoine’s zippiest screwball comedies returns in its first revival since 2010. In this uniquely bucolic escapade, an affably inept federal talent agent and a plucky temp embark on a hare-brained talent quest in rural Wisconsin in 1951. Their madcap project involves bird-watching, pie, the music of Mahler, a pair of embattled star-crossed lovers, and the abruptest civic election in history, all at the curiously appointed Nut River Lodge.
“I found the cheese room!”
STARRING: Bella King as Norine Cuthbert, Sam Free as Pinkerton Sprague, Rachel Bowron as Vivien Phlox, Mathew Hulshof as Ingo Flussveld, & Karen Johnson Diamond as Sylvia Partangle
SINGLE TICKET PRICES: Regular - $42 // Senior - $37 // Student - $25 (NEW DISCOUNT!) // Matinees - $33 for all
PREVIEW: All tickets are $25 each
PAY-WHAT-YOU-CAN: Tuesday, June 3rd or Tuesday, June 10th
FREE WINE AND CHEESE: The Teatro Board of Directors invites you to attend on Wednesday, June 4th for Free Wine and Cheese at intermission.
$67 DINNER AND A SHOW PACKAGE: 1 ticket and 1 appetizer and entree from Boxer Kitchen and Bar
$98 WINE AND CHARCUTERIE PACKAGE: 2 tickets PLUS 2 glasses of wine and 1 charcuterie platter at Boxer Kitchen and Bar
All Performances take place at VARSCONA THEATRE - Learn how to get to the theatre here
Evening performances start at 7:30 PM | Sunday Matinees start at 2 PM
Varscona Theatre lobby opens 45 minutes before the start of the performance
July 10- 27, 2025
Opening Night July 11th
Returning to the Varscona stage after two decades, Neil Simon’s classic comedy of mismatched roommates brings the season to a riotous close. When fastidiously domestic Felix exits his marriage with no new home in sight, he finds himself rooming with the irascible Oscar, a divorced dad with a pronounced attachment to slovenliness. Their battles escalate in intensity and hilarity as the two men attempt to create a new kind of co-habitation in the heat of the New York summer. Andrew MacDonald-Smith is Felix, Alexander Ariate is Oscar, and Belinda Cornish directs.
2-pack Summer Subscription RATES
REGULAR - $75
SENIOR - $65
NEW STUDENT ONLY PRICE (VALID STUDENT ID REQUIRED) - $50
Single ticket prices
Regular - $42 // Senior - $37 // Student - $25 (NEW DISCOUNT!) // Matinees - $33 for all
All ticket prices include: $5 Varscona Refurbishment Fee, Stripe Fees (Avg 3%), Bespoke Ticketing Fees (2.5%), and GST (5%)
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