THE COTTAGE is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Dramatists Play Service.
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On the Varscona stage

November 12 - 29, 2026
Preview: Nov 12, 2026

All Performances take place at VARSCONA THEATRE - Learn how to get to the theatre here

Evening performances start at 7:30 PM
Saturday & Sunday Matinees start at 2 PM

Varscona Theatre lobby opens 45 minutes before the start of the performance

Run Time

120 Minutes including a 15-minute intermission

AGE RATING

13+

The Cottage

Written by Sandy Rustin

directed by Farren Timoteo

Sylvia and Beau have escaped to an English countryside cottage for their yearly rendezvous, and Sylvia is convinced that this time it will mark the beginning of their new life together. But when Sylvia decides to expose their affair, their respective spouses begin arriving at the cottage, setting off an increasingly outrageous web of secrets, romantic entanglements and potentially murderous complications. With a tip of the hat to Noël Coward and the classic bedroom comedies of the past, The Cottage combines hilarious twists and escalating farce with a thoroughly modern perspective in a deliciously ridiculous 1923 tale of exceedingly good manners and exceptionally bad behaviour!

Starring

Jill Agopsowicz (Sylvia)
Lauren Boyd (Marjorie)
Brennan Campbell (Clarke)
Cynthia Jimenez-Hicks (Dierdre)
Mathew Hulshof (Beau)
Jake Tkaczyk (Richard)

Creative Team

Sandy Rustin (Playwright)
Farren Timoteo (Director)
Sarah Dowling (Assistant Director)
Ami Farrow (Set Designer)
Brian Bast (Costume Designer)
Victor Snaith Hernandez (Lighting Designer)
Jenn Galm (Intimacy Director)
Garett Ross (Fight Director)
Hunter Luth (Stage Manager)
Tiana McLean (Production Manager)
Lora Brovold and David Ley (Dialect Coaching Team)

Special Experiences

Discover Teatro’s special ticket offers and themed evenings - from discounted previews to Pay-What-You-Can Tuesdays, dinner packages, and more!

CREATIVE TEAM BIOS

Close-up of a woman with curly brown hair and blue eyes, smiling inside a vehicle.

TEATRO LIVE RECIPE CORNER

Something to Savour from The Cottage Cookbook….

Nothing says England quite like a crumpet. Elizabeth Raffald included a recipe for “tea crumpets” in The Experienced English Housekeeper in 1769, and during the nineteenth century they became a fixture of the English tea table. By 1923, a soft, spongy crumpet, with all those lovely holes for butter to sink into, would have been quite at home in a country cottage kitchen.

(In British slang, “a bit of crumpet” also means someone rather fetching, which, given the goings-on at The Cottage, seems only fitting.)

And Something to Drink…

At The Cottage, the Scotch starts flowing before the church bells have even struck ten in the morning! For our cocktail, we’re following their lead and putting Scotch centre stage with a Blood and Sand. Its name is thought to be a nod to Rudolph Valentino’s 1922 silent film about a dashing bullfighter, released just a year before our play takes place. The recipe first appeared in The Savoy Cocktail Book in 1930, although its actual origins remain uncertain.

Our characters drink their Scotch neat. Lucky you, you needn’t.